10 christmas nightmaresIt’s Christmas time again. Let’s have a look at what kinds of weird and bizarre stuff Etsy is brewing up for this holiday season. You can decide if they are ho ho ho or no no no. Do they deck the halls or wreck the halls? Do sleigh bells ring? Are you listening? Grab some hot cocoa and get a blanket to hide under. This stuff could give you nightmares

10 christmas nightmares
Have a silent night, but a deadly night with this crazy horrible Santa. Looks like a hippy zombie cross-bred with a beaver.

10 Christmas nightmares
If scary-ass monsters are your thing, Etsy seller OzOtheClown has some ornaments that will make your Christmas tree an American Horror Story.

10 christmas nightmares
Etsy seller crudeart wants to scare Santa away from your home forever, or at least make him a fat pile of quivering and crying Jello hiding in the corner of your livingroom. I don’t like the way that creepy clown and pinhead circus freak are looking at me.

10 christmas nightmares
Deck the halls with heads of demons, fa la la la la la la la la.

10 christmas nightmares
This year, give the gift of a mounted Krampus head. It’s the gift that keeps on giving…Nightmares. Is it just me or does he look some Heavy Metal dude? Man, this thing really grumps up a room.

10 christmas nightmares
Want all of those elves and pixies on your tree dead? Just introduce them to this Jason Voorhees Gingerbread man ornament and consider it done.

10 christmas nightmares
Look. It’s our old buddy Gene Simmons. I mean Krampus. Just in case the rest of this list isn’t making your tree evil enough.

10 christmas nightmares
These monsters aren’t quite as scary. They’re kind of cute. Even if they do have Steve Buscemi eyes. Let them worm their way into your heart this Christmas. Well, not literally. Parasitic worm monsters burrowing into your heart could cause a coronary. Find them here.

10 christmas nightmares
I don’t know about you, but I like to celebrate the holiday with ornaments stuffed with the bones of small animals that have wronged me.

10 christmas nightmares
Drive Santa batty with these small bat in a coffin taxidermy ornaments. You get extra points if you decorate your goat with them instead of a tree.