3 faced clownYou know the old put your wiener in the popcorn trick, so that your date screams when she grabs your junk instead of the popcorn? That’s nasty! But not half as nasty as finding this three faced clown in your popcorn. No really. This thing is bursting out of popcorn.

3 faced clown
One face is for laughter, the second face is just grumpy, the third face is really f**king evil and will bite your ever-loving face off with it’s fangs.
3 faced clown
It’s just like the wiener in the popcorn gag, but much more obvious. And more-headed. It is the demented clown hydra of death. This is literally clowning around. As in 360 degrees.
3 faced clown
Damn you Etsy. This is why I never sleep.