Alien Invasion Resistance Manual
Don’t be caught off guard when the bum-plungers come in the dead of night to do their crazy experiments on you. Be prepared. The Alien Invasion Resistance Manual will prepare you. Know your enemy. Know your rights! Is it legal under galactic law to travel billions of light years and probe some Earthlings rectum? I have no idea, but I’m hoping this book tells me the answer, cuz I can’t afford an alien lawyer.

In true Haynes style, the Alien Invasion Resistance Manual aims to demonstrate how with the right knowledge, training and a substantial reel of aluminum foil, the concerned citizen can really hit ET where it hurts. You can protect your home and family from mind-bending abductions, you can ensure that you remain free of any sinister implants and you can determine which shape-shifting lizards are working to take over society. Accompanied by illustrations, maps, diagrams and step-by-step instructions, this resistance manual will be essential reading for those interested in protecting the planet from alien invaders.

– Discover the truth about aliens and how they have already infiltrated Earth

– Learn the real story behind the Roswell crash, Area 51 and terrifying facts about alien abductions

– Read about the alien species that threaten us -from the DNA-hungry Greys to the shape shifting Draconian reptiles

– Become an Extra-terrestrial Prepper – trained and ready to defend our planet

– Create an abduction ‘safe room’ in your home and learn how to fight alien invaders

– A comprehensive analysis of alien invasion strategies and how humanity can defeat them

– A complete blueprint to the defending of our Solar System

– Plus hundreds of new uses for aluminum foil