Ancient Alien Elongated Skull
This ancient alien skull may be from a real alien. It also could have been formed by a process called “boarding” where they used boards to elongate the head. My theory? I think ancient women just put their kids in a nest and sat on them to keep them warm. If you get your skull crushed between two ancient woman butt cheeks, you are going to have a cone head. That and you are gonna smell like ancient woman farts.
Sadly, we don’t have the fart testing technology to prove my theory, but we do have the technology to buy this replica online for $90.