Antique Articulated Wooden Co-Pilot
This antique wood man is almost life-sized and fully articulated. Perfect for the Creep-pooling lane. Just dress him up in some hip clothes. He already has a carved face and everything. He will be your new best buddy for $5,499.99. I would hang my GPS from his neck and give him a voice.
What do you mean turn right? It’s a dead end. Why do you always do this to me? This is what I get after buying you that sweet track-suit and sunglasses? We’re not hanging anymore man! It’s over. I’m about to open that door and kick you onto some highway pal! No. No, I’m sorry. The ride just wouldn’t be the same without you man. Forgive me? It’s all cool bro. Just going through some stuff. People just don’t understand about you and me. Fist bump!