Are You My Mummy?: Apocalypse Doll With Gas Mask And Antlers
You gotta be ready for the apocalypse. For adult humans that means knowing all the stuff that Mad Max knows how to do. Siphon gas, open cans with rocks, start fires with a stick and most importantly knowing how to run like hell when gangs of zombies or dudes in hockey masks chase you for your flesh and goods.
To be apocalypse ready, little baby dolls just need a gas mask and some antlers. Because baby dolls don’t need to do much in the apocalypse, besides look tough, while their owner tucks them under their arm while running, or sets them down beside them on a cliff side while taking a sniper shot at some other dude.
We will all be crazy and crazy people talk to dolls. The antlers make a good carrying handle. Only $135.
“Move your booties. We got company!”