turd broochDid you poop today? Me either. I’ve been told I need more roughage than what is traditionally in a Hot Pocket sauteed in Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. But when I do poop next, I am totally going to match that poo with one of these awesome turd brooches and wear that Cleveland Steamer with pride.

Find them on Etsy here. I think I see mine in that pic. Yeah I recognize him. Nice to see him peanut-free. The stinker!