Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows
Looks at my bed and notices the Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows. Looks under the bed, in the closet, out the window. Well hell, I don’t see either of those things,so I guess I’m safe. Gets in bed. Oh, it feels so warm and cozy. Vampire erupts from within my bed, followed by a Zombie. They stand there half out of my mattress and look at each other and then grab me so they can take me to their in-the-bed hell-world. WHY DID I NOT HEED THE WARNINGS?