doomboxThis $90 Doombox Boombox will definitely eat your cassette tapes. Just ask the seller, who says that it is radio only. The cassette player doesn’t work. Probably because he punched it in the mouth after it ate his favorite Journey tape. Same thing happened to me in the 80s. Don’t stop believing my ass! It’s hard to hold on to that feeling when your boombox betrays you.

The seller also has a Doombox Sony Watchman Portable TV(Pictured below) for $60 if you like to watch sitcoms framed in monster teeth.