Bubble Yum Earrings Are Bubblicious
Hey baby. You are looking sweet as bubble gum and twice as sticky. Eh, that didn’t come out right. Just let me nibble on your ear a little. Other girls are Bubble Gum, but you are Bubble Yum.
Say what? I don’t know why you always lose an earring at my place. *blows a bubble* You may lose an earring, but the backside of your dress gains a sticky gum wad. *light smack on your fanny* Now git along now.