Buy An Invisible Friend Named Nanny Ree Ree
Do you want to buy an invisible friend? One named Nanny Ree Ree? Well, today is your lucky day. Fatbug666 has one for sale on Ebay.
The seller says that it is a 27 year old invisible friend that has volunteered to be auctioned off to help raise money so he/she can get married. Sadly, the chair is not included so your new friend will have nowhere to sit.
I picture Nanny Ree Ree as a black Mary Poppins who doesn’t take any guff from bratty kids. She’s quick to hit you in the mouth with a shoe for cussing, but she’s fair. She’ll give you first aid. When not looking after kids, she spends her time doing needlework and twerking.