This Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll reminds me of that time I was sleeping in my bed and some female alien shows up with an alien baby.I’m all like, “I ain’t paying intergalactic child support. What do you mean why? Maybe cuz you showed up in my room, abducted me, wrecked my poop-maker and then had your way with me? What? No, I don’t want visitation rights-” Then I woke up with missing time and a sore nipple. I think I was nursing an alien baby with my man mammories. Weird.
Archive for Creepy Dolls
Oh hell no! No matter how cute you try to look, you are still a Tarantula Girl Doll. I’m trying to say, in the nicest way possible, that your face makes me scream. Check out the second pic of her on a date with Mr. Tarantula if you want an extra creepy-crawly feeling. This makes me so glad that tarantulas are not in humanoid girl form. It’s actually more for display. In a house of horrors!
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Etsy seller SliceOfModPie makes these cool Twin Peaks The Return dolls, plus others not shown here. They are selling quick, so hurry and get yours. She has Naido, Dale Cooper, Gordon Cole, Candy, Lucy, the Woodsmen, demonic Sarah Palmer and more. All this talk of Twin Peaks makes me want some pie and coffee so if you will excuse me, I’ll be off to the RR Diner. Also check out this cool Twin Peaks journal.
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What the Lynch!!!! I don’t remember Laura Palmer looking like that. I remember an all-American girl. This looks like an all-American ghoul. This Laura Palmer In Coffin Doll comes with some little accessories like a Jumping man toy, and a picture of Laura, which may be a diary. I guess I have to buy it cuz she did say that I would see her again in 25 years. The jumping man really creeps me out with his long nose and jumping skills. Anyone else hungry for some creamed corn?
Looks like someone has been playing in the lava. This Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp will haunt your room and your nightmares. I bet it looks like a scary floating head when all the lights are out. I hope not cuz I don’t want it to float too close to the curtains and burn my shizz down. I’ll be seeing this in my nightmares tonight.