I’m not sure, but I think this Living Dead Dolls The Exorcist Regan Doll may be slightly possessed. Call it a hunch. This doll is sure to make heads spin. Look at that wild hair and those crazy eyes. The HELP ME inscription on her stomach is a nice touch. I scratched that on my stomach once, but that was cuz I was out of Doritos and toolazy to go shopping. This doll stands 10-inches tall, with real cloth clothing, rooted hair, and 5 points of articulation.
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Awww. Look at the cute little Alien Xenomorph Plush Toy. Sit. Good boy. Roll over! Good job. Play dead! Why aren’t you doing anything? *Attacks my face.* ARGHHHHHHH! Get off me! Get off me! Fine, I’ll play dead. Damn! Surely this smiling and soft little Xenomorph wouldn’t hurt anyone. Well, aside from what’s left of my face. Seriously, it’s all good. Take this guy off my hands. Please? I have to sleep with one eye open. C’mon guys. Somebody take him. Didn’t even leave enough face for a Facehugger!
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It is happening again. This Custom Twin Peaks Laura Palmer Corpse Doll doesn’t really help me solve the mystery of who killed Laura Palmer. I think it was a midget who talks backwards, dances and loves donuts as well as a damn good cup of coffee. Anyway, this seller has several version of Laura Palmer wrapped up and dead. I emailed them to ask some questions and all they told me was that the gum I liked was going to come back in style. I’m psyched.
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These Memento Mori Mummy Coffins are to die for! Nothing says home decor like small dead people in caskets that look like they have been there for a hundred years or so. I’ll take ten of them! They come in “Zombie Stare”, “Banshee Scream”, and “Pumpkin.” Pretty sweet! You could have yourself a whole above ground cemetery. All are nightmare fuel. Which we love.
Damn son! This Ileum and The Ostomy Plush is… Well, I had to look up what an ileum was and it’s the third portion of the small intestine aka your poop chute. This plush is like Homer’s Iliad, an epic hero’s journey…
This epic saga recounts the journey of our hero, Feceus. We begin near the end of our hero’s passage, in Ileum (the small intestines).
When Feceus tries in vain to reach the outside world via the rectum, he finds his way is blocked. He valiantly fights his way into the colon but can get no further.
The clever Feceus takes his mighty scalpel and severs the colon in twain! He then takes the end and pushes it through the abdominal wall to create a new exit into the world!
This new exit became known as the Stoma in this tale,
So yeah, that happened. Nice bedtime story.