I don’t care what these Unnameable Horrors Playing Cards say, horrors have names and those are the names of my ex wives. Anyway, these are cool playing cards. They have unspeakable horrors on them. Well, I’m speaking about them now. Bringing it all into the light. Let’s talk about this stuff. It combines the horrors of H.P. Lovecraft with your next poker tournament. It is a limited edition of only 3000 decks.
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Hello boys and girls. Today we are going to learn how to make some DIY Coffin Purses. Your teacher will be the sexy and sassy Corinne Leigh via a very cool episode of Witch Crafting. These coffin purses are pretty damn awesome and I don’t even carry a purse. If I did, it would be one of these. But I don’t cuz I’m a man baby! Well, not a man who’s a baby. Commas really do mean everything.
This Black Fleece Coffin Pillow is the best way to rest in peace. Just rest your head on this baby and take a nice nap. Don’t worry about bed head. You should be more concerned with dead head. Too bad it doesn’t come with some bedding, cuz I love dead in a bag stuff. I mean bed in a bag. More like bed in a bodybag. Am I right? High five. No? It’s dead in here.
Is Christmas the Day of The Dead cuz you got no presents? I hear ya. I used to get stockings full of coal myself, but that’s what I get for crossdressing in a coal mine. Anyway, these 8 Sugar Skull Day Of The Dead Christmas Tree Ornaments will liven up your tree. Well, maybe not liven, but they’ll look great on your tree. They are great alternatives to those fancy and shiny, cheerful ornaments.
I don’t know about you but I like to dress my journal up in red and black lace and write sweet nothings on its pages. This Sexy Black and Red Gothic Journal is what I’m talking about. It’s a little bit Gothic, a little bit vampire, but a lot sexy. The pages have been artificially aged. Is it wrong that I just want to touch it and take it home and write in it all night?