change his legal nameThis guy wants you to change his legal name for five years. For advertising purposes. I say you pay the $12,000. and just make him look ridiculous. Below are some ideas.

Douchey McPickle.

Jizzy Galespie.

Peacehands the hedgehog.

Cranky McSpanky

CrankyPants FannyItch

Dingle Cherry

Contance AmpleBum

Boba Zit

Crumpet Bumper

Dumpy Mumblesworth

Badbatch O. Donuts

Crackesreally Juicy

Feel free to come up with some good ones of your own in the comment section below.