Chickapede: Ten Legged Centipede Chicken
Which came first, the chicken or the legs? Wait, what? What the hell am I looking at, a Pokemon? I’m pretty sure Chickapede evolves into Chickasnake. Whatevs. It all evolves into Chicken Nuggets in the end. This piece of mutant chicken taxidermy comes from Etsy seller Casperscreatures who doesn’t know when to leave nature alone.
Seriously, stop creating nightmares. And DO NOT let electricity hit this thing. House centipedes are bad enough. I don’t need Chickapedes running around in the world. I’m gonna need a bigger shoe!