beard christmas ornaments
That No Shave November really paid off. Now it’s December and I have a huge ZZ Top beard that smells like Doritos which small birds like to nest in. Imma decorate this whisker bush for Christmas thanks to Beard Baubles!

Anyone know where I can get a star for the top of my head? I’m looking for something that will turn me into a festive Manicorn. I might string some lights around those ornaments too and get a necklace full of presents.