Crazy Alien Overlord Mask
This Alien Overlord Mask is pretty cool. It’s- Wait a damn minute! That’s that son of an Alpha Centauri that drugged me and took me on a UFO joyride that night, propping me up in the co-pilot’s seat like I’m god damn Weekend at Bernie’s, while he does donuts over some farmer’s field, making crop circles and throwing empties in the back of the UFO. I mean, I guess it was a fun time. Just wish I had had a choice.