Crazy-Eyed Steampunk Skull Purse
Yo crazy eyes, stop giving me the stink-eye and just hold my stuff. You so crazy! This Crazy-Eyed Steampunk Skull Purse has got problems. You looking at me punk? You must be looking at me, cuz I don’t see anyone else here. You want some of this? Come get some! Yeah, that’s what I thought. I’m the alpha dog here! Punk! You the weak dog!
Now open your head so I can put some lipstick and eyeliner on. That’s much better. Let’s be friends ya crazy bastid!