goblin assemblageThis crazy Goblin from Etsy seller laurettacreations looks like it belongs in the Shrek family gene pool. For $2,500.00 you can bring it home and have a neat conversation piece. Conversations like:

Uh, where’d you get that…thing?

Etsy. Jealous much?

No man, I just wondered-

You’re just jealous bro. You wish you had a sweet little goblin like that. I take this little lady with me on all my D and D campaigns. She’s my good luck charm. I always roll crits when I look at that sweet pair of-

You have problems dude.

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