Creepy/Cool: Giant Cthulhu Plush Toy
Everything we feature is creepy. Sometimes it is creepy because it is scary. Sometimes it is creepy because the seller is sloppy(Maybe they laid it out all over their floor which is covered in dog hair or the seller showed their nasty crusty feet in the pic). Sometimes the item is creepy because the seller is running a scam. Sometimes things are creepy AND cool. And that’s what this giant Cthulhu plush toy is.
It was created by Etsy seller KfiatekGiftedHands, who knows how to scare infants like nobody’s business. Hang it on your shelf, sleep within Cthulhu’s many tentacled grip in the comfort of your bed. Or…Use it to scare the bejesus out of your infant child, as seen here. In the image above you can see Cthulhu approach the crib, having waited for the lights to dim and the child to sleep. He waddled up close on tippy-tentacles and perched on the side, laughing to himself. No doubt drooling in anticipation of his little snack wearing the poopy diaper.
Here we see the child fighting back, having awakened in fright. If he hadn’t pooped himself already, you can be sure that he has a Lincoln log in his toy chest by this point. The little champ sprang right into action, kicking and fighting the be-tentacled one until he was victorious. For awhile there it was a frenzy of whipping tentacles in a diaper-funk cloud, but he managed to subdue Cthulhu by wrapping his arms up in some teething rings.
Well, it’s either sink or swim. This is how you test your child’s meddle and see if he has what it takes to fight monsters in the real world. This little guy has made us all proud. This awesomely creepy plush toy will cost you a whopping $460.91. It’s worth it to see if your child is a wimp or a mighty warrior.