unicorn ski maskOkay. Here’s the plan. Sparklehooves, you enter the convenience store first. Take your time getting a Mountain Dew and then browse the magazine rack. MagicMane, you enter after. Pick up a slim jim and a bag of skittles, then read the nutritional info on the back of a bag of Doritoes. I’ll enter last, casually walking up to MagicMane and downing some skittles. It helps calm my nerves. At that point, it’s ski masks on gentlemen. Whinny like you mean it, then get the weapons out. Watch where you’re pointing that horn!

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You could get into all kinds of trouble with these Unicorn ski masks from Etsy seller jumbojibbles. Only $36 per mask. Your first robbery would cover the expense. Not that I condone robbery. But if you are going to do it, at least it will be dramatic and highly mythical.
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And the best part is the after party. Woooo-hooo! Look at Sparklehooves party down with Jeff Goldblum in the back.