ewok shoesStomp all over the Empire with these Ewok shoes. They are so comfortable that they are easy to Endor. See that? I’m an awesome blogger. Just Wicket at what I do. These shoes are awesome. Just put these babies on and start poking stuff with a stick as you make jub jub noises.

If you buy these, please take a video of you stomping a bunch of Stormtroopers and an AT-ST. Or at least kick some dude dressed in Stormtrooper armor. Ewok shoes are made for fighting and that’s what I want to see.