D And D Critical Hit: Demon And Dinosaur Fetuses
The Ebay seller doesn’t say, but it seems like this pair shared the same womb. Probably had an epic smackdown in there too, here it was all Dino vs. Demon, where demon wing slaps got deflected by a dino tail and they clawed at each other like pansies, until they both fell asleep crying.
Their mother obviously got around…In the Jurassic age and in some level of hell. Hot damn. She must have been some time-traveling demon/dino mega ho-bag. I’m naming them Seamus and Cleetus the fetus.