Disturbing Multi-Face Schizo Doll
Looks like this little creeper, from Ebay seller Uniquefindsnmore, is bursting at the seams, with all sorts of dark emotions…and has a creepy face to go with each one. How do things like this even get made in the first place? What was the company that made it even thinking? Did Mattel have some crazy designers working for them in the 70s, who got their jollies, scaring the living daylights out of little children? This is not a nice doll! Somehow, I doubt it made it onto many little girls holiday wish lists, unless they were a warped and twisted Wednesday Adams type of a girl, who wanted the doll for playing torture games with…then the many crazy faces this doll makes would make sense.
Look at those yellow marks- maybe it’s pus from a recent torture session? Diarrhea?(cha-cha-cha) Looks like the yellow stuff is all over its arms too. Yuck.
This doll has had a rough life. But, who could blame its previous owners for treating it badly? I would have done much worse to it. I probably would have burned it or at the very least, bound it in a bunch of tight ropes and thrown it down a deep well.
Here are a few of this creepy doll’s many nightmare-inducing faces below. If you’re totally nuts and want to see even more, you can see more photos on Ebay.
A vacant sociopath stare…sorta reminds me of the face Dexter makes, when he’s daydreaming about his next kill.
Looks like it’s dreaming up a dark and twisted plan. Probably involves killing someone in their sleep…and it’s making the doll smile.
Practicing a “totally gone nuts” crossed eyed psycho clown dace, to distract its future victims. Will probably make this face, when knifing them in the back.
Uh-oh…looks like the doll is feeling kinda funny. Probably all of that murderous plotting and planning got it too excited and now it’s starting to have a stroke.
Quick! Someone call 911…that most definitely is a stroke! Oh wait…don’t bother calling. Hopefully the stroke will finish off this vile creature.
Oh nooooooo….it’s still alive….and now it has a lazy eye.
…and it’s very mad that nobody called 911. Quick! Go run and hide!