dog butt toilet paper holder
Leave and never darken my towels again! “How dare you sir?! My butt is cleaner than a dog’s butt! Don’t believe me? Have a look at this Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder. You can’t get any cleaner than the orifice from whence the actual TP comes from, my good man. Never question my cleanliness again. Sorry about the towel. Some zout should get that stain right out.”

The Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder. Nothing says class like a dog butt flossing with some heinie paper. I feel like the tail should wiggle though, cuz you know that dog is happy as a Floss-ton Terrier. Or should I say a Boston Derriere?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Stop me before I pun again!