donald trump cabbage patch kidYou know all of those crazy people who collect cabbage patch kids and treat them like actual kids cuz they are nut jobs? Of course you do. You may even be one of them. Well, now you can own your own Donald Trump Cabbage Patch Kid doll.

He is perfect for when you want to streamline your collection and get rid of some dolls without feeling bad about it. Just get the boardroom ready and sit Donald at the head of the table. Then put some other Cabbage Patch Kids around him and make him say, you’re fired! From the Cabbage Patch at least. Those poor fired kids will have to get jobs elsewhere with other losers who will pretend that they are real.

From the auction:

In December 2004 Billionaire developer and TV star Donald Trump put his famous signature in a very unique place. The star of TV’s “The Apprentice” agreed to autograph a “one-of-a-kind” Cabbage Patch Kid in his likeness. Instead of putting his newest “Apprentice” to work on his latest real estate deal, the Mini “Apprentice”, authentic right down to his blue suit, pink tie, and trademark hair was auctioned off with the proceeds going to Mr. Trumps favorite charity, St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.