Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf
You gotta protect your neck from vampires. The best way to do it is with this Dracula by Bram Stoker Scarf. No vampire is going to bite your neck cuz they will be too busy admiring your scarf. You will be spared. Hell I spared someone the other night cuz- Did I say me? I meant a vampire friend of mine. I ain’t no bloodsucker. Can I have a bite of that burrito? *Chomp* Is that garlic? *HISSSSSSS* No one shall be spared this night!