Dream Creepers Are Plush Nightmares
Jeeper creepers! Where’d ya get those Dream Creepers? From Busymockingbird of course. True to the shop name, they are busy. Busy churning out crazy creatures that are ready to invade your dreams and make them nightmares. They’re kind of like the mullet of the monster world: Creepy business up front with their demonic heads and a cute party in the back with their colorful bodies.
Guess who isn’t sleeping tonight! Did you guess my neighbor? You guessed right. Because I bought one and it’s going to look into his window while he sleeps and wake him up and stuff as he screams and pees his bed. That’ll teach you to take my parking spot! I may whisper the words, “Dreammmmmm Creeperrrrrrr” too.
The seller says: My little creepers were made from an idea my 6-year old daughter had to SCARE nightmares away. Like she says, “they have to look a little creepy to chase the bad thoughts away.” The idea is that they are supposed to ward away bad thoughts. They’re the opposite of nightmares.
Thank God. They are on our side!