Drink Up Ya Numbskull – Skull Goblets With Roses
Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.
Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.