Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog
Hey guys, I think I just discovered what stands guard at the gates of hell. What? No, not my wife! Well, her too. I’m talking about this Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog. It can’t be stopped, it can’t be reasoned with, but I hear if you give it a nice bowl of warm milk, it will lay down and purr, then you can pass. Nevermind. That’s for evil robot hell cats. Yeah, if you see this thing, just kiss your butt goodbye. If you have three grand to spare, you can park it in your yard and command this hell beast or spend all day riding it like a motorcycle and making vroom vroom noises. That’s what I’d do.