Felt Food: Looks Delicious, Is Not Nutritious
Etsy seller Tatestastees owes me a lunch. Thanks for making me hungry and offering nothing but tasty looking felt food. I tried to eat one of your cornish game hens and it gave me cotton mouth. On the plus side, I had the softest poop of my life. I might do it again. Very relaxing and cleansing. (Word of warning. DO NOT mistype the seller name. Tatespastees only has stuff to cover your nips. Glad to pass that on.)
If you have a felt food fetish, welcome to heaven. Tatestastees has all kinds of felt food. French fries, meat, pizza, lasagna and much more. Click through for more images.