fifty farts playing cards
This deck of Fifty Farts Playing Cards detail the ins and outs of the fart world. Now you can be hip to all of the fart terminology and when you toot, you’ll be able to name that fart.

For instance you’ll abe able to identify the difference between a “one-cheek sneak” and a “smoke screen.” You’ll know when you let loose with a “snart” or a “butt-trumpet”. Me? I play the “mud harmonica”. No matter how you pass it out your blow hole, you’ll enjoy these cards and will be able to impress your friends.