fine shartFor $79. you can own a pair of hands on a keyboard, that also shows a stick figure kid off to the side. Hey, when your kid is home from Kindergarten with the flu, you get that kid crafting. Then you sell it on ebay. It teaches them about capitalism.

“Daddy, look what I made. It’s your hands as you write on Creepbay.” Tear to my eye. That’s great champ. Hug.

Two weeks later…Waving around the cash. “Hey Kid, look what I made. Gonna need you to stay home today. Try to come up with something a little better than Daddy’s hands this time. Study this Picasso guy.”

Daddy’s hands indeed. The kid ain’t too bright. If they were daddy’s hands, they would be all over mommy. He knows that.