Frank Zappa Has A Panty Quilt
Panty Quilt. Say it like 5 times. Sounds weird. Anyway, Frank Zappa’s 1981 tour featured a musical sequence called “Panty Rap”. He encouraged women to throw their panties on stage. I also encourage this, except I don’t have a stage. I just ask that you throw them at your computer, tablet or phone. Then tell me about it. Anyway, a lot of women threw their panties on stage. Bras too. So after the tour was over, he commissioned this quilt made of the underwear. Wow. Only real men have panty quilts and Zappa is the manliest of all. I hereby call him the Pantychrist!