FrankenhandIt’s Frankenhand. Give me five. Now down low. You’re too slow. Talk to the Frankenhand, cuz the Franken-face doesn’t understand! This $79 monster hand from Etsy seller StarvedRavenMad wants to be your new best friend. His mouth is all stitched up, so he won’t talk much. Just kinda look at you with those sad eyes, wishing he could eat.

As you can see, he makes a great jewelry holder. And if your spouse doesn’t like it, they can always put a glove on it. Click through to see more images.

Frankenhand
Frankenhand