Freddy Krueger Custom ConverseOne two, Freddy’s got new shoes. Three four, put ’em on the floor. Five six, that’s a sick pair of kicks! Freddy Krueger Custom Converse. Imma get these cuz it would be awesome if Freddy attacked my dreams and I outran him in his own damn shoes. I don’t think I could wear them though, cuz it looks like Freddy is ready to slash my laces forever and ever.

Damn, gotta replace those laces. There, that’s better. What the-? Slashed again! Dammit Freddy! Do it one more time! Dammit Freddy. You did it! I just bought a bulk case of shoelaces on Amazon.