Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Phone
This is the Freddy Krueger Nightmare On Elm Street Phone. It’s what Freddy does to your phone if he catches you trying to prank call him. Trust me on that one. It’s the reason my phone is trying to tongue me to this day. One day I might just give in and let it do it, but I haven’t been that drunk yet. Tonight may be the night. After a six pack, that tongue is starting to look pretty damn good.

And stop changing all my stuff into things that look like an LSD freak out Freddy! It’s weird!