Freddy Krueger Slasher Pillow
This Freddy Krueger Slasher Pillow is cool and all, but how come everytime I lay my head on it, I wake up with slash marks on my face.

Now I lay me down to sleep,
And Freddy slashes at my cheek.

If I should die before I wake,
F-U Freddy my soul ain’t yours to take!

Get out my dreams you freak!