General Custer’s Head In A Box
General George Armstrong Custer. Or as I like to call him, Ol’ Indian Pin-Cushion Custer. Or Ol’ Porcupine Custer. Back in those days when you saw a white man, you either called him a honky mofo and filled him full of arrows or you lost your land and ended up the last of your line to never be in the casino business. Well, here’s his head. In a box.
Complete with an arrow through the eye. You’ll shoot your eye out kid! Nope, I was wrong. It was the Indians you had to look out for. Comes with 2 prints of General Custer; one in profile and one of him seated. Plus a framed reproduction newspaper story about Custer’s last stand.
Did I mention that he is scalped? Yeah, they took a nice big hunk of hair and skin. Yep, when you play the odds against Indians(Am I supposed to say Native Americans?), the house always wins. Future generations of Indians could have told him that much.
Display this head proudly. It is only $1,500.00 on Ebay.