Giant Alien Footprints Trouble Indian VillageResidents of an Indian village are living in fear thanks to dozens of giant alien footprints. They were found on Sunday morning after villagers heard something breathing heavily and lurking in their backyards during the night. Usually that’s just me coming home from the bar, looking for a good hole to puke in, but nope, wasn’t me this time. During the day, they found between twenty and thirty massive footprints with a stride of up to three feet. Women and children are remaining indoors out of fear.

One villager noticed that some of those footprints are side by side with human footprints. Other times the human footprints are alone. Another villager looked to the sky and said:

“Why during the saddest and most troublesome times of my life, was there only one set of footprints? I don’t understand why, when I needed You the most, You would leave me.”

Then a UFO flew down from a parted cloud and using the intercom said, “When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.”

True story.

via TNIE