Gothic Damask Skull Coasters
Set your drinks on something classy like these Gothic Damask Skull Coasters. They will go perfectly with your creepy chic decor. You get a set of 4 coasters filled with skulls. Cuz nobody likes stains on their tables and counters. I never leave a stain though. You know why? I do not stain cuz I abstain, which is the opposite of stain. That’s means you don’t cast your vote. It’s also a law term for courtrooms. Oh yeah? I also plead the fifth every night. You are in court every night? No, in the bar, where I ask for a fifth of Jack Daniels. Case closed!