Gothic Skeleton Bottle Opener
You could get this Gothic Skeleton Bottle Opener or you could do what I do. Which is, stick a beer bottle in your grandfather’s mouth and pop that cap off while granddad is sleeping soundly. Turns out false teeth are really great at opening beer bottles. What’s not so great are all of those bottle caps that had to pumped out of his stomach. Sorry Grandpa.

Grandpa would prefer that I use one of these skull openers, but I really don’t see the difference. They look just like one another. Except Gramps has liver spots all over. Looks like a geriatric Cheetah. Say meow grampa!