Graham Is A Nightmare Human Designed To Survive Car Accidents
What in the many-nippled f**k? This is Graham. This freak of nature is a human designed by Australia’s Transport Accident Commission to survive car accidents. Basically, if you don’t look like this nightmare, you should be more careful when you drive. If you do look like this guy… All hope is lost. Seriously, you ugly son!

You could feed whole litters of cats with those nipples. The idea behind all of those fun bags? That they act like air bags to protect this guy’s ribs.

via Geekologie