Grand Necronomicon Journal
Behold the Grand Necronomicon Journal. Dude likes pretty grim. I guess that’s why its a grimoire. He’s a grimy grimmy grimster. He also needs to brush his teeth. Maybe get some sunglasses. Maybe a facelift. That should help home score with the ladies. I’m gonna use this as a diary.

Dear di(e)ary, please stop looking at me like you are hungry. I am not a piece of meat. You scare me. P.S. Sorry I keep fingering your teeth with my fingers.