Gross Ear Magnet
Does your fridge have gross ears? It will now, thanks to this Gross Ear Magnet. Is that a zit? Or some other disease? I wanna pop it so it squirts everytime I open the fridge. I’m talking one of those long distance squirts that gets all over the bathroom mirror. Maybe I’ll talk into it before I open the fridge. “You better have two slices of pizza and some fried chicken in there or I will box your ears!”