illuminati air freshener
The Illuminati is a secret organization that is rumored to control the world. They may or may not have just activated a sound trigger that made me write this article about their air freshener, to spread the word about the New World Order and start the conditioning of the masses to not fear your new masters.

Your car will smell like jack booted thugs trampling the constitution and kicking in your door, with the gentle hint of MK Ultra programming and just a whiff of never-ending wars fought to enrich the banking elite.

I wish those sounds would stop. I do love that New(World Order) Car smell though.