crayon human heartsEtsy seller TaylorAnnArt captured our hearts with her sexy Hot Glue corset and now these crayon human hearts have captured our attention. I think she should make a triple bypass coloring book, with pages and pages of obese folk scarfing down Big Macs and downing Big Gulps.

Each heart is made from about 30 crayons. They look pretty cool. I plan on using them to keep those noisy neighbor kids away from my house. “Oh hey. Thanks for making all that noise by my window you snot-nosed mobile fetus. Do you like crayons? Oh yeah? THIS ONE was made from the heart of the last little boy who interrupted my mid-day nerd nap! Enjoy!”

crayon human hearts

crayon human hearts