Jewelry With Bite: Denture Bracelet
Bah! Back in my day a loaf of bread was a nickel if you could get to the store in bare feet, without contracting the palsy on the way or getting sidetracked running errands for Edison or Tesla. Why I- Get off my lawn you iPhone loving hipster kids! Who took my dentures?
That’s the third pair this month. You better not be making Etsy items out of ’em again. I would investigate, but it’s nap time. Then Matlock!