Cthulhu Polo Shirt
Keep things casual yet classy at the office with a Cthulhu Polo Shirt. They think you are just a mindless drone, but really you are a badass Colonel in the Cthulhu army. Sure, you could rock an old school alligator, even a horse and polo playing rider on your shirt, but Cthulhu eats all of those things. You are at the top of the fashion food chain.