rhinestone claw nail ringOh baby that feels so good when you drag your nails across my back. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Why do you always have to draw blood? I buy you expensive bling-bling and this is how you repay me? *slash to the face* What the hell woman?

That’s pretty much how I see things going down if you buy these Rhinestone Claw Nail Rings. Women. Can’t live with ’em, can’t avoid their razor sharp claws. Now women everywhere will be unleashing their fury on men who have wronged them and others who are just in the way:

Hello Lady Wolverine. Do you have reservations? I’ll just see if we- *lightning quick slash* I’ll just fall to my knees and hit the floor, while blood spurts out my neck.